This journal contains material of an explicit nature; please come back when you're 18 if you are too short (in a legal sense) for this ride.
The Coyo-Lite Version You know, most days I'm doing good to remember my name. When I sign in at work, I just go down the list until something looks familiar. And now you expect a biography from me? Eee. You probably also think I sleep like a normal human being, but you'd be *wrong.*
A Little More Detail I prefer "Coyo" to "Sleeps." I'm a freak. I have a sick sense of humor. I perv on things that make people smile and back away slowly. I'm a music whore. I'm a music pimp. I write slash. Yes, that's "OMG, Gay Porn!" If it's up here, I'm probably burning your eyes with a rough draft. I'm a technogeek. I'm a research geek. I have OTPs, but I cheat on them constantly. I'm fandom monogamous, but I'm unfaithful and have a problem with commitment. I sold my soul to Playstation. Snarky characters make me happy. Sarcastic people make me homicidal. I'm not quite right in the head. I'm bi, single, not looking. I'm a hermit. I hate summer, love winter. I'm moody, but fairly cheerful about it. I have no willpower against Teh Shiny. Some days, it's all Shiny.
Send me pretties and I will heart you foreeeeeever Streamload account: ciceqi Wishlist, because yes, I can be bought. *blushes and grins*